"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE U ANY WOOL
HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER I GOTTA METRE LONG JAW FULL FUCKKKK
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
“For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.”
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
My cousin just randomly sent me a bunch of Drake & Josh pictures and I thought I’d share because wHY DID THIS SHOW GO OFF THE AIR
I MISS THIS SHOW SO MUCH OMG WHERE DID MY CHILDHOOD GO
Hufflepuffs don’t have a common room. They just sleep in sleeping-bags throughout the castle’s halls.